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just tell him i said nine months
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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