Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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