woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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Come see our sink grown plant.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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