To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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