If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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