You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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