i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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