...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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