# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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