When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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