Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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