We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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