i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize