and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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