is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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