This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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