I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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