I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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