How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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