Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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