well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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