Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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