hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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