First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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