Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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