Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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