yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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