i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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