so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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