I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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