sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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