and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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