I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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