Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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