I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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It's just like the Real World with babies
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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