I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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