Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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