i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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