I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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