I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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