Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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