well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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