I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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