your parents love me but you hate me
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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