so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I deserve this hangover.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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