my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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