So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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