if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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