Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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