Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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That's how twitter works, right?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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